IKE BURNER

YOU CAN'T KILL HIS SKILLS

BACK BY NEW

SUPERPOWER HOUSES

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AND

 BOSS LADY MNGT

KILLING THEM LYRICALLY

IKE BURNER IS READY

 TO LAUNCH

 A FULL ASSAULT

ON THE RAP GAME

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Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

MAYA ANGELOU'S "BEST POEM EVER"

MAYA ANGELOU'S

"BEST POEM EVER"

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

enough

money within her control to move out

and rent a place of her own,

even if she never wants to or needs to...

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

something

perfect to wear if the employer,

or date of her dreams

wants to see her in an hour...

 

A WOMAN SHOULD

HAVE .

a youth she's content to leave behind....

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

a past juicy

enough that she's looking forward to

retelling it in her

old age....

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

one friend who

always makes her laugh.. and one who lets her cry...

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

a good piece

of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her

family...

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

eight

matching plates, wine glasses with stems,

and a recipe for

a meal,

that will make her guests feel honored...

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .

a feeling of

control over her destiny..

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD

KNOW...

how to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

how to quit

a job,

break up with a lover,

and confront a friend

without;

ruining the friendship...

 

EVERY WOMAN

SHOULD KNOW...

when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK

AWAY...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that she can't change the length of her calves,

the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

that her

childhood may not have been perfect...but it's over...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

what she

would and wouldn't do for love or more...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW....

how to live

alone... even if she doesn't like it...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.. .

whom she can trust,

whom she can't,

and why she shouldn't take it personally...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

where to

go...

be it to her best friend's kitchen table..

or a

charming Inn in the woods....

when her soul needs

soothing...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..

What she can and can't accomplish in a day...

a month...and a year...

Things A Real Woman WOULD Never Say

"I don't care if he don't do nothing for my baby!. As long as he pay his child support that's all that matter" ( in a ignorant ghetto voice)

Things A REAL Woman WOULD Never Say

Two women are working together, One woman say " I herd your baby daddy cheated on you and got the other woman pregnant and she didn't know about you". Her response is "Yeah, but he came home when he was done. She ain't nothing and that baby ain't gonna be taken care of."

"Conversate is a word"

If you can converse the you are conversing. If you can have a conversation then you are conversating which requires you to conversate.

Please look it up in the dictionary for any further questions.

Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English - Cite This Source - Share This Main Entry: conversate
Part of Speech: v
Definition: to socialize and chat; to converse with another
Etymology: back-formation from conversation
Usage: slang


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Things A Real Woman Would Not Say

 This is a video thats shows women with low self-esteem.